QMusings

You’ve met me. Of course you have.

• We had dinner together once - I was on the cell phone the entire time, remember?
• I’m the one who carries on conversations in front of elevators, doorways, any type of exit or entrance.
• I’m the one ahead of you in the 10 Items Or Less Line with 17 items in my basket.
• We may even have dated. I would show up unexpectedly and then get angry if you had other plans.
• We were neighbors once. I know we both liked to listen to the same type of music. That’s why I played it so loudly at 3am, so you could enjoy it, too.
• I was the one who left notes on you car for parking in MY spot on the street.
• You’ve met my dog. I’d let him run unleashed in the park and he’d jump up on you. Wasn’t Killer adorable?

Of course you know me.

I’m the one who…

• Needs it more than you.
• Knows you weren’t doing anything important.
• Rules don’t apply to.

Did you say something?

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