Apr 03 2007
The Odd Twisted Road To QMusings
I was reading my MyBlogLog statistics and saw that someone found their way to my site using this search string:
asking for a birthday spanking
I ran the Google search myself and sure enough, I’m on the first page.
Take THAT Search Engine Optimization!
Thwack-thwack-thwack!
So… umm… where does the line form up?
Uhmmm… are you saying it’s your birthday or that you’ve been a bad boy???
Hmmm. My birthday is coming up…
Which one gets faster results?
ack and HMTKSteve: Maybe I should get a PayPal account and cash in on this.
Only if you can keep PayPal from finding out what it’s about. Otherwise, they’ll suspend the account.
ack: PayPal actually cares what type of business a person has? I wonder if I have to create an innocuous business name – any suggestions?
Specialized Birthday Services
Enumerated Paddlings
o .r..
Some Paddling Applied Naughty Kink
Yup. paypal cares. Apparently it’s not due to prudish thoughts on their parts, but due to a large amount of fraud in the smut biz. They just don’t want to deal with it, I think.
That said, as long as no one does anything to grab attention, it can slip under the radar easily. I don’t know how many transactions they handle a day, but it must be scads.
BTW, I like “Specialized Birthday Services” of the three.