It’s been a long time since I’ve startled anyone naked, much less a man. I believe men do cover their groin but women will either cover their breasts or their face. I am sure I’ve been startled and I think I’m a chest-coverer as I think face-covering is pointless.

No pun intended.

Ever notice that when you surprise a naked man he covers his groin area and then heads for cover. Yet, when you surprise a naked woman she covers her face and then heads for cover?

It’s almost as if the man is feeling vulnerable so he protects his dangly bits while a woman is simply embaressed and covers her face in the hopes that you wont recognize her?

Now, I don’t often startle naked people (and have not done so in years) but it was a fairly common occurance when I was in the Army and had roommates.

It doesn’t do this when I convert to gif and of course I have to reduce the image size for loading and fitting into my theme.

I am not sure what you mean by only doing low-res – I mean, you’d still see my face.

My friends laugh and ask me why I bother erasing and then re-drawing my face telling me I look like my drawings. Hmm.

I don’t have any fancy image software. I use the old MS Paint program! Sometimes it’s a bit of a hassle to erase my face but the results usually amuse me. I sometimes see myself as a bit of a cartoon character (short, embarrassing, easily lost) so why not go with it.