Jul 02 2007
This is an actual personal ad.
I’m hoping that the guy is as “goofy/witty” as advertised as this is too freakin’ funny to be real.
Unfortunately, I do not fit his criteria. I think you know which ones. Dang!
I only reformatted the ad to make it easier to read. The text is unchanged.
I am very much into weightlifting, running,and stretching.
I also like outdoor sports( surfing, snowboarding, skiing, fishing, sailing, camping).
I work out a lot but lately haven’t had time for the outdoor stuff, because I’ve been working so much.
It really doesn’t matter to me if you are into outdoor activities, if you are great.
I have a goofy/witty sense of humor. I would like to meet someone who knows how to laugh at life. I am a modivated person with definite goals. I was almost married a few years ago, but that wasn’t meant to be.
I consider myself a romantic man. I love going to dinner somewhere nice, drinking wine and flirting.
i also like cooking really tasty food at home.
I like traditional women, the kind that let me pay for dinner.
I am not attracted to skinny or slim women.
I prefer curvy/healthy women. No hardbody women, please. I am not into flat chested women with no hips.
She must also have a strong sexual appetite, I guess that would all depend on our chemistry.
Nothing over 190 lbs., Definitely no smokers or deeply religious people.
Not really looking for anything serious right away, but if something developes, that would be great.