Jul 10 2007
Belly Up To the Beerbelly
Do you have a beer belly?
Do you want one?
This product could be an incentive to lose it. Or to encourage someone you know to lose his.
I’m not sure how this works if you already have a beer belly but the Beerbelly is a neoprene sling containing a polyurethane “bladder” with a dispensing tube.
… the stealth beverage system that makes it easy to sneak a drink where ever you want!
- It holds 80oz, that’s more than a six-pack of your favorite beverage
- Your drink is held in place in an insulated very comfortable sling under your clothes looking just like a real homegrown beer belly.
- One size fits most, up to a 40-inch waist and up to 6’8†tall (this answers my question about having a pre-existing home grown beer belly – it must be smaller than 40″)
- You can drink from the tube/nozzle or you can pour directly from the tube
- Holds hot or cold drinks (site mentions it can hold margaritas, wine and hot cocoa)
This is the kind of invention that shows what America Is All About.
It tells the rest of the world that we:
- Love our beer.
- Love to save money.
- Need to have easy access to beer.
- Have no shame.
They are currently running a Summer Special: $29.95.
Regularly $34.95
They even have a blog.
No bellies were harmed in the writing of this post.
I received no financial compensation.
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LOL… No Bellies were harmed in the writing of this post.
This may be the safest way to carry and consume alcohol without getting arrested.
I’m all for easy access to beer BUT first of all ICK! And second of all…that thing looks hard to clean! (another one laughing at the lack of harm to beer bellies!)
UT and Jill: glad you both had a laugh! That Beerbelly is some whacky product. It gives me hope that I too can be the Next Millionaire.
Drinking from a polyurethane bladder held close to a bladder is a bit off-putting to me, especially if it’s not even MY bladder! Can you imagine some guy holding that spout out to you and asking you if you want a refill? Eeee!
I think the site tells you how to clean it.
I have a Camelbak hydration pack (used for bicyclists, hikers, runners) and it’s pretty convenient. I don’t use it because I don’t like running with stuff hanging off of me but it did work well. I only put water into it.
I’d heard of this before. It definitely shows how we don’t like to be separated from our booze very much.
I still wonder what cops would think if they found you with it while walking around in an area where you can’t have an open container of alcohol. Or while driving. Could they pop you for an open container?
Haha that’s great. I haven’t seen that before…I don’t think I’ll be purchasing one anytime soon, but who knows what the future holds!! Maybe they need a beerbelly model or something :p
-Gregg
ack: Makes sense you’ve heard of this product before – you Brew Your Own, right?
Maybe their blog discusses the legal issues!
Gregg: Maybe it’s your chance to make a few bucks as a belly model! You have the abs for it!
So, how long before someone takes a rubber phalus and runs the hose through it? Then they can just drop their zipper and make people think they are peeing into a cup and then giving it to their friends to drink!
HMTKSteve: I *thought* this post would be right up your beer-drinking alley and was wondering why you hadn’t added your 2 cents!
Thanks for not disappointing and for bringing the tone down even lower. I’m currently trying to erase the visual you created!
I betcha there’s someone out there who’s done what you’ve described. Put enough beer in people and all sorts of whacky stuff happens!
Well, as a former military man let me tell you that what I wrote above was the tamest of the things I would do with this device
HMTKSteve: I figgered as much! Plus, I do run a G-rated site so I’m glad I didn’t have to edit your comment
It’s so cute! I kind of want one!
I would carry iced tea or water in it. Mmmm…
Irisi: Hmm. Now you got me thinking. I could see wanting one if I could get the lean-and-toned guy that comes with it! He’d be wearing it so no other woman would want him PLUS we’d have something to drink!
MsQ: Yeah, I brew, but I hadn’t heard of it in connection to that. Not sure where I picked it up. Just more strange things I know about.
I’m thinking that HMTKSteve’s idea has already been done at the Exotic Erotic Ball, but I could be wrong. If not, it’s an idea for someone that goes to it.