Nov 18 2007
Ode To Speedcat
Speedcat Hollydale (or Speedy as he so graciously allows me to call him) is a frequent and welcome visitor to QMusings. Over at his place, all sorts of whacky things abound.
He’s the star of the soon-to-be-released “Saturday Night Fever 2007” and I can hardly wait. I mean, he’s this BWG and he’s bustin’ a move.
Actually, he’s a BBWG and he’s bustin’ a move, which boggles my mind.
OK, so my mind is easily boggled but I would guess that most people would be boggled (or befuddled or perhaps bemused) by a Big Bearded White Guy Bustin’ a Disco Move. Then there’s the whole Wonder Woman-Lynda Carter love story/sub-plot and well…prepare to be boggled.
Speedy is a really cool cat. He’s also a man of discernment. Reese Witherspoon was after his furry self but nope – his heart belonged to Alice.
Yeah…THAT Alice. It takes a very special man to see past that white apron and those orthopedic shoes to the Love Goddess that lurks within.
Which makes it all that more flattering that Speedy thinks of Ms. Q!
My guess it was just a wandering thought in between wondering about when the next chicken dish was a-coming.
Speedy could have any woman in the world…well, it appears that Rosie O’Donnell ain’t his biggest fan but most women are all over Speedy like uh, fleas on a cat! Make that fleas on an alley cat.
Not that Speedy is an Alley Cat. Or has fleas.
Speedy is one cool cat and by cool, Ms. Q means he’s thoughtful, kind, positive and makes the world a better place!
Speedcat Hollydale will make you smile.
Since Speedy invited anyone to put him in a picture I thought I would take him at his word and invite him to the World Of QMusings.
This is Speedy before he visited me:
This is Speedy afterwards:
He was very polite but as soon as I opened the door…he thanked me for the chicken and was outta here!
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Chicken? Bagock! (I might tell that story on my blog someday, if I haven’t already).
I about died laughing looking at the Q-ed picture of Speedy! So awesome!
- As if I didn’t love your blog already! Flattered and laughing…. I can clearly see that my Q-ed face is not only more hansome than I “naturally” could be, but you also lowered my hairline to a 25 year old level. I look like a Spring Chicken!
Thanks MsQ. You not only brightened up my day, but also regenerated my adoration for a woman with such a big shiny white smile. That Alice!
Eric “Speedcat Hollydale”
Sue: Wow! You speak Chicken! That is so cool. You also created a new term: Q’ed….welcome to Qmusings and prepare to be Q-ed!
I may have to do this others (with their permission). Do YOU wanna be Q’ed??
Speedy! Glad you are flattered and glad to pay you back for all the laughs you’ve given ME. I’m glad I came across a reference left by another of your readers that your eyes are green? Makes sense for a cat! Hope I matched ‘em right.
No woman can compare to Alice.
I think we all wonder what MsQ is doing today.
Speedy, Saturday Night Fever 07 has blockbuster written all over it. I can feel it!
Ricardo: I spent an excessive amount of time pondering my navel.
OK, I did some laundry, took a walk around a nearby lake, drank wine, read, drank wine, did crunches (to insure that my navel wasn’t particularly protuberant), wrote out my Thanksgiving shopping list, emailed, musterbated (thought of all the things I MUST do but was avoiding – GOTCHA!)
Yesterday was MUCH more exciting. Took a longer walk, my mom called twice – once about whether or not she should try to send text messages with her phone (once I explained it she figured her arthritic fingers and the tiny buttons and the constantly blanking out screen WAS NOT for her) and the 2nd call regarded how to figure out Time Zone calculations.
We chatted about other things (like Match.com). There’s some post-worthy stuff in there (as usual). If you’re all really good, maybe I’ll write about it!
hehehe!
I’m with you on “Saturday Night Fever 2007″ being the Indie fave of the year. Or a cult favorite.
A great post about a great guy!
Yes, the Ms.Q’d pic is very cute!!!!!
Is speaking chicken similar to liking songs about chickens? If so, I can definitely recommend songs about chickens!!!
Oh & P.S. on the comment you left on my blog – Requesting someone with a demented yet harmless sense of humor is sillier than requesting someone who likes songs about whiskey or chickens?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Regardless, I guess there’s something to be said for asking what you really, really want in a guy…
Olga: Nice meeting you! Cute name and lucky you for getting so close to Speedy’s lips …hehehe! Thanks for stopping by!
Jill: Speedy is very cute. It’s take a lot for me to make him NOT cute!
Funny how chickens keep showing up! Speedy loves chicken dishes, Sue speaks chicken and you like songs about chicken!
I have heard that writing down what you want is a way to make it happen! So you write down your goals, write down what you want in a mate…
I recall your process of “musterbating.” I see that is has been highly gratifying for you You should start group sessions.
I’m confused now???? (crying)
Ricardo: Dunno about group musterbation. Sounds a bit kinky. But, hmm, might be good for a buck or 2.
Eric: Awww, I’m not quite sure why you’re crying but am guessing it was my comment about it taking me a lot of effort to make you look not cute? If so, I am sorry. This was meant as a compliment – that is: You is one handsome cat and it would take Herculean Efforts on my part to distort your image to make you look bad. It might actually be beyond my powers.