Sep 13 2008
You Got the Equipment
A game warden comes across a woman in a boat. She’s reading a book.
Game Warden: Do you have a fishing license?
Woman: No. I’m not fishing. I’m reading a book.
Game Warden: You got the equipment for fishing in there so I’m going to have to write you a citation.
Woman: You do that and I’m going to have to charge you with sexual molestation.
Game Warden: Lady, I never sexually molested you!
Woman: But you got the equipment for it!
Note: Taken at the Tate Modern in London, May 2007.  This is the type of art that has you cocking your head and asking yourself, “Is this art?”
My answer: Not particularly creative. But ties in nicely with the post.
All word choices are intentional. No Freudian slips here.
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Oh.. is that the inspiration for truck nuts? hehehe
I was going to ask if those were Truck Balls. Truck Nuts may be more correct.
LOL….Never argue with a woman! Especially a well read woman!
Was that YOU in the boat, Ms Q!!?!??
At least there were no Freudians … they’re all nuts!!
Good??
The version of “Consummate Love” at my blog had some interesting photos sent in. Come and see
…. and OUTCH
he heee
Sue: Never heard of Truck Nuts. Thank goodness for Google. Dang, the things that people think up. Pet rocks, Truck Nuts..hmm…kinda a theme going on here.
Delmer: Yep, Sue knows Nuts…er, Truck Nuts. Hmm. I better stop while I’m ahead. Uh-oh, too late.
Meleah: I usually don’t post a joke but this was such a great play on words that I had to. I came across it IN A BOOK – one character told it to another!
Speedy (uno) !! If it were me in the boat, I’d hope for such a great comeback!! Bwhahahaha! My dad used to take me fishing but I was young enough at the time not to need a license. It was fun. We fished for rainbow trout. I couldn’t eat my catch (allergic) but I have caught lake trout, whacked it upside the head when necessary and cleaned and gutted them. I have pondered (not seriously) fly fishing but I realize that the fantasy is probably better than the reality.
Hehehe on your …non slips!
I checked out the photos …phew! Some were steamy!
Speedy (deux)!! So you caught that, huh? Talk about perfect photo for the post!
Well, I think the parameters of “steamy” were stretched enough by Drowsey Monkey’s entry … better stop there
Smashing Fishes? Yikes – that was a band in the 90’s I think.
My father took me fishing for what seemed like 24 hours strait, a real die hard enthusiast. I changed the “game” to golf. Fishing?? Once in a blue moon. To many regulations !!
Speedy!! I think that some people confused “Consummate Love” with Consummating..the relationship! or just Consummation!
Fishing and regulations – yeah, how many you can catch, where you can fish from, etc etc. I don’t know what all is involved but I see signs posted all over the place in potential fishing areas!
No not very creative at all. Uninspired.
Ricardo: But it got hung in the Tate Modern. Go figure!!