QMusings

I have mixed feelings about sleep.
I like sleeping, don’t get me wrong.
Sometimes I resent it because I need it, I have to have it, that sort of thing.
Sometimes I think, huh, it’s a good way to keep me from my unfortunately favorite thing to do, which is eating. So, I guess I don’t like sleep [...]

I was out one night with a group of guys. One guy says to the other, “Hey, you gotta meet this gal - she’s a horse enthusiast like you. She has a couple of ‘em.”
The other guy responds, “Yeah? What kinda horses she has?”
The first guy says, “Quarter horses I think she said.”
Horse Guy snorts, [...]

As a child, I had a pet rock. My family was too poor to buy me one.

“We don’t have the room.”
“Rocks are too noisy.”
“Maybe when you’re a little older.”
I was allergic to anything with fur. Except rodents. Maybe it’s due to their size - they can’t generate enough dander. Never tried being around a very [...]