Oct
25
2006
You’ve met me. Of course you have.
We had dinner together once - I was on the cell phone the entire time, remember?
I’m the one who carries on conversations in front of elevators, doorways, any type of exit or entrance.
I’m the one ahead of you in the 10 Items Or Less Line with 17 items in [...]
Oct
24
2006
The Inimitable Ms. Q feels a rant coming on.
I don’t like to rant. Ranting is not research. As you know, all research begins with a glass of red wine.
I can’t recall my last rant. This is good.
I don’t think I was drinking … anything when I ranted.
This is bad.
I would think that ranting would require [...]
Oct
22
2006
Today is Sunday. I didn’t go to church.
Today is Sunday, and I saw a rosary, heard a story of redemption, and had a Jesus Strap to cling to if I needed one.
I took a cab.
The car reeked of roses and I could barely smell the pine scent from the tree-shaped air fresheners inserted into the [...]