May 05 2008
We are more than the sum of our parts and in the case of hot dogs, stew a bunch of parts until they are unrecognizable, add some type of binding agent, shove the resulting paste into an edible tube and call it good.
Yeah, we make fun of hotdogs but what are they? Just another sausage [...]
Feb 06 2008
I think I was about 17 years old when my mom first apologized to me.
My mom is extremely nearsighted. Her mom was nearsighted. So was her dad.
My mom and her brothers had to wear braces.
My mom was prone to cavities and continues to have problems with her teeth.
My mom was five-foot-one. She’s maybe five-foot-one-half-inches now.
My [...]
Feb 05 2008
I was chatting online with Younger Dude the other night.
Younger Dude may be 65 but he has a computer and an online dating profile.
As we type back and forth I notice that our instant messaging resembles our actual conversations – a bit of a 25:1 ratio of my words to his.
Unlike our actual conversations, there [...]