One thing leads to another and you find yourself unexpectedly spending the night.
Your (yippee!) lover thoughtfully hands you a spare toothbrush and his tube of toothpaste.
You finish brushing and then hunt around for some floss.
Mouthwash, shaving cream, foot spray, deodorant, Tylenol…no floss.
You open the bathroom door and stick your head out.
“Hey! I can’t find the [...]
I’m not Irish.
I have dated an Irish guy though. He had the reddish hair and freckles and everything.
I had an Irish landlord. Mr. O-Apostrophe. He had the lilting Irish accent and everything. Other than that, he wasn’t all that lilty.
Anyway, I figgered what the O-hey and I wore green today in honor of St. Patrick’s [...]
I had this dream.
In the dream I was walking.
It was night.
The sidewalks looked flat in the light of the moon.
The bushes and trees in the yards were blurry and soft.
A cat dashed out from under a bush, ran across the empty street.
It looked black. All cats are black in the dark.
It was a boring dream.