Apr
24
2010
Words of wisdom can be found in the unlikeliest of places.
Prior to getting poked with holes number 2 (Tetanus) and 3 (H1N1 Vaccine), I sat on top of the exam room table wearing a blue paper gown.
If you’re not sick, waiting in an exam room is pretty boring. If you’re wearing a paper gown, it [...]
Jul
12
2009
Throughout my life I’ve heard reports on my mom’s aging process.
One thing that has remained constant is her belief that that the younger you are, the juicier you are. Therefore, you dry up as you get older.
She has this idea that we start life as grapes and end up as raisins.
She would point out various [...]
Jul
01
2009
“A girl with good looks is like a guy with money.”
So sayeth my mom.
“Beauty is like social currency, the more you have, and the more popular you are.”
My mom was quite the hottie in her day. She’s still pretty cute but when she was younger?
Dang.
My mom is like most attractive women – she feels her [...]