Jul
07
2009
When you spot a penny on the street, do you pick it up?
I do.
Well, I do if it doesn’t look icky. Based on how many pennies I’ve picked up off the ground over the years, not many people pick up pennies. Pennies aren’t worth the effort.
Pennies must not be worth the effort of pocketing as [...]
Jan
18
2009
I can cook.
I just don’t do any “real” cooking all that much. I consider “real” cooking to be cooking something that takes more than boiling water or reheating or even steaming.
Making toast? That’s not real cooking.
Making a sandwich? Not cooking.
Grilled cheese sandwich? OK. That counts. It mean, it’s actually something you can ruin. This criterion [...]
Oct
27
2008
Speak to a few married folks and many will say that they are afraid to date, that the idea of having to date, find dates, anything to do with dating, is enough to keep them married.
Huh.
What really freaks ‘em out is the idea of online dating.
They are affwaid.
Vewwy vewwy afwaid.
They have a right to be [...]